Tredmill day2 did it.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via ceedling)
I want to lose weight now not gradually D,: someone find me a miracle
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
— Lemony Snicket (via moonbrains)
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry